The Internet’s Apology to Rainn Wilson

Dear Rainn Wilson,

We first want to tell you that we absolutely love your show. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, will you sign this? Okay, okay, I’ll try and make this as quick and painless as possible. We all love you, but we’re a little worried about how you’re going to take this. Your brand of humor on “The Office” is phenomenal. You’re one of the best dead pan geniuses since Steven Wright (don’t tell him we said that.) But there’s something we have to tell you. You look…like Newt Gingrich.

 

Now wait! Before you go running off to get surgery, change your name, and move to New Zealand (they employ beet farmers in New Zealand right?) we need to clarify: you look like Newt in the 70s. Right, we know that’s not better.

Also, we’d like to bring up that your uncanny resemblance is not our fault. Blame that on genetics. We really want to apologize, in advance, for the number of photos of you that will appear next to Newt’s in the coming days/weeks. Also the numerous amounts of jokes, internet memes, and hilarious video mashups that will put your two names together forever in internet history.

Again, our sincere apologies. Love and hugs!

The Internet