Sarah Palin Caught Writing On Her Hand AGAIN!

In the words of John Patrick Mason, “Personally, I think you’re a f*cking idiot.”

Presidential hopeful and embarrassment to the good state of Alaska Sarah Palin made an appearance on FOX NEWS last Sunday. The former VP Candidate was there to criticize Obama’s decision not to renew Bush-established tax cuts set to expire in a few months.

She calls Obama “idiotic”… twice. This is coincidental, since it is now the same amount of times Palin has been caught speaking publically with crib notes on her hand.

In February, Palin was caught with writing on her hand at a Tea Party convention. This time, she’s being caught with “$3.8 trillion in the next ten years” scribbled on her body, which according to her was to ensure “I didn’t say 3.7 trillion.”

Are you the stupidest women in the world?? First off, those aren’t the hardest things to memorize, and while we at FingBing believe anyone should be allowed to be President, we think that if you’re so concerned you won’t remember the difference between seven and eight, you shouldn’t be allowed to hold public office.

And secondly…You’re in front of a camera!! If you had just written “$3.8 trillion” on a poster and stuck it on top of the camera, we never would have known!! Was there really NOWHERE else you could have written that??

The fact is, whether you agree with her policies (if she has any) or not, Palin has continually portrayed herself as utterly unprofessional. Writing notes on your hand is less professional than Dan Gilbert’s message to Cleveland being written in Comic Sans.

Not to mention, she’s appearing on FOX NEWS!! They’ve got a more conservative bias than Sharron Angle. All Palin had to do was show up, say she thought Obama’s policies were ill-advised, walk off, and she would have gone up 3.8 points in the polls.

Instead, she took one out of the middle schoolers handbook on how to cheat on a vocabulary test.

The whole situation sort of reminds me of Jennifer Lopez fake-appearance on South Park, where Eric Cartman represents the taco-and-burrito loving celebrity with his left hand. Sadly, a poorly animated cartoon-hand has shown more leadership capabilities than this former governor.

It’s still hard to tell if the GOP supports Palin because they truly believe she’d make a fine President, or are just offering her up as proof that a person can be dumber than George W. Bush.

The full interview can be viewed below: