Humans and Dinosaurs Co-Existed

I was recently reading up on some radical-Christian literature (like I do every Thursday before I head to the animal shelter to put the un-adopted puppies to sleep) and I stumbled upon some arguments that Humans and Dinosaurs existed simultaneously.

‘How could this be?’ I wondered aloud to myself (as I often do when I’m drunk). After all, dinosaurs have been extinct for over 64 MILLION years, and mankind only came to be about a half-a-mil ago. Surely it must have been a mistake.

Not so, according to the God-fearing fellas over at www.angelfire.com. The guys over there offered me a bunch of informative literature diagramming how the Bible has “caused the Scientific community to seriously rethink what they believed about the dinosaurs.”

Well, the first thing they told me was that evolution… yeah, that isn’t real. (Thank goodness the Supreme Court wouldn’t let them teach it in my school!) And the next thing they said was that “If (I) had read (my) Bibles, (I) would have known all along that God created man at the same time as the dinosaurs.”

Unfortunately I never got to that part, ‘cause I put my Bible down after I read the part where God tells Abraham he needs to chop off part of his parts to symbolize a bond between them.

But still, I wasn’t convinced. I wanted proof. I needed a photo, or a video, some sort of physical documentation in front of my eyes that would prove once-and-for-all that dinosaurs and man coexisted.

And that’s when I found verification that the Bill Nye and the Scientific Community is as wrong about this as they were about Global Warming. So without further delay, I present proof that Humans and Dinosaurs existed at the same time:

Ladies and Gentlemen, “the first rap song about getting high with dinosaurs…”