Playboy Adds A Dimension

“What would people most like to see in 3D?”

That was the question proposed by legendary hero-to-teenage-boys-everywhere Hugh Hefner. His answer? Well, it was the same answer he gives to any question:

“Probably a naked lady.”

And that is exactly what he has done. Starring in the June 2010 issue of Playboy magazine (already available, if you can find a place that still sells magazines) is 2010 Playmate-of-the-Year Hope Dworaczyk in 3D.

The format change also provides all commenters with a limitless supply of “Playboy: Bigger than Ever!” jokes.

Hefner describes the 3D-photo as “one example of how books and magazines are different than computer images. You can hold them in your hands, save them, and as Dad used to, put them under the mattress.”

Clearly, a 3D naked lady in a magazine trumps a computer image. No argument there. Sure, with HD-computer screens and lightning-fast internet, a computer can offer crystal-clear images and videos of exotic women of any shape, size, and color doing literally everything and anything you could imagine, all at the click of a finger, but this is 3D! The naked-ness will be coming right out at you!

Of course, the true accomplishment here is how similar the 3D-pic is to having an ACTUAL naked lady in the room with you. After all, if you can hold it in your hands, save them, and stuff them under your mattress so nobody ever finds them, then it’s pretty much real, right?

(Editor’s Note: On behalf of the entire site, we’d like to apologize to any confused readers who thought that a “3-D Playboy Bunny” was in actuality a Playboy model with three breasts.)