NSFW: Emma the Amish Model

Is your boss in the other room? Good.

Meet Emma the Amish model, the like subject of most of today’s “NSFW” content. Named the girl of the month for April at New American Pin Up (newamericanpinup.com), Emma evidently sees no problem with taking off her bonnet. She was also on Howard Stern this morning.

An Amish model is kind of like a bearded lady — an unnatural phenomenon that, nonetheless, attracts 18-wheeler-quality rubber-necking. But unlike the bearded lady, who is probably either bearded or a lady, we are equally skeptical that Emma the Amish model is Amish, a model, or an Amish model.

Not Amish: Of the Amish, Wikipedia says: “The rules of the church — the Ordnung — must be observed by every member.” That seems to imply that if you do things like pose with a strategically placed bubblegum dispenser blocking your babymaker, you no longer qualify as Amish. (Either that, or Emma is having one hell of a Rumspringa.)

Not a Model: Since she doesn’t make us want to buy a pair of Jimmy Choos or Chanel No. 5, we doubt that what Emma does makes her a model so much as a cautionary tale.

Not an Amish Model: See above.